1. Because when a straight guy is trying to get a girl to sleep with him it’s like:

And when we wanna hook up with a guy it’s more like:

2. Because 3 holes is just too confusing bro

3. Because while ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ is like Christmas for straight person, it’s just another Tuesday dinner for a gay person

4. Because Tinder is more like a menu you scroll through, but Grindr is more like a Vegas buffet

5. Because trying to get a girl to come over when you’re horny is like:

 But for us it’s more like:

6. Because we can do this

7. Because we don’t have to worry about looking manly all the time

8. Because this could never happen to us

9. But this probably could

10. Because we got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one